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mooncleric:

milesmorale:

Infamous 3rd year “My father will hear about this” Draco refusing to participate in Lupin’s class on boggarts because the whole thing is ridiculous but when it’s his turn he walks up to the wardrobe and Lucius Malfoy steps out

THIS UPSETS ME

Posted 23 hours ago

cinema-sins:

Everything Wrong With Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qieKUcgm-2E

No movie is without sin

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dewgongo:

when you make a joke and everyone laughs
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americansavior:

itsjustsatanthings:

cumber-bitches:

caswantsdeansassbutt:

cumber-bitches:

cumber-bitches:

I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous.

omg do many people not know what fruit polos are? they are heaven

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In America, we call them lifesavers. They can be chewy or hard candy. 

polos aren’t chewy and they also come in mint.

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this week on: britan thinks its special

I CALL COINCIDENCE!

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littlegracenote:

This elephant has more swag than all of us combined.

littlegracenote:

This elephant has more swag than all of us combined.

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

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What I think will happen on Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (Season 2)

* We’ll find out more about Skye’s past and family. Really, all we know right now is she’s a classified 0-8-4 and her parents were S.H.I.E.L.D. agents. However, Raina (The Girl in the Flower Dress) reports to a blood-soaked man that she knows where his daughter is. Clearly the man is Skye’s father, but WHO is he? Is he a HYDRA villain? Is he a Kree? Or (my personal theory) he’s a member of the crime syndicate The Pride (After all, Joss Whedon was once tapped to do a “Runaways” film for Marvel).

* Ward is allowed back on Coulson’s team only under the condition that he leads them to all possible HYDRA bases left in the world. Like what’s said in Thor: The Dark World… “If you betray us, Ward, then I will kill you.”

* Mike Peterson makes a return appearance as Deathlok in one or more episodes (most likely for Marvel to promote Deathlok’s return in the “Avengers NOW!” comic).

* More B-list or C-list villains and/or heroes (and if their backstories connect to S.H.I.E.L.D., so the better). Also, the return of Donnie Gill (as Blizzard) and Franklin Hall/or Ian Quinn as a symbiotic host (as Graviton).

* It isn’t a Joss Whedon show without killing off a beloved character for real (Koenig doesn’t count, since his twin or whatever appeared), so give us a tear-jerker of a moment.

* More of Coulson being awesome.

* More of Melinda May being badass.

* More of Fitz and Simmons being adorable together.

* Nods to Agent Carter.

* Nods to the collective Netflix Marvel series.

* A cameo by one (or more) of the film stars from the Marvel movies, possibly Anthony Mackie (Falcon), Sebastian Stan (Bucky/Winter Soldier), Cobie Smulders (Maria Hill), Gwyneth Paltrow (Pepper Potts), Chris Evans (Steve Rogers/Captain America), etc.

* Oh, and whatever species is that alien in S.H.I.E.L.D.’s Project TAHITI formula.